For a bailout, press 'one'

October 1st, 2008 • Economics, Funny

Alan Neff has funny piece on the recent bailouts over at WaPo “If you want your check automatically deposited into your company’s bank account, press or say ‘one.’ If you want cash in small, unmarked, used, nonsequential bills delivered to a branch office in Zurich or the Cayman Islands, press or say ‘two.’ “[Silence. Thinking. Surge of fiduciary energy.] “One.”

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